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headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3843) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 5133: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3843) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 5133: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3843) Анекдоты пошлые и не очень - Сторінка 3 - Гумор - Форум лікарів
Спеціальність: економічна, правознавство, дежавне управління
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Обычная ночь. Муж и жена в постели, не могут заснуть: за стеной надрывается соседский ребенок. Она: - Ты все еще хочешь завести ребенка? Он: - Да, я хочу отомстить!..
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Свое выступление в США перед финансовыми кругами на тему реструктуризации долгов Украины Премєр начал словами: "Кредиторы должны…" Тут все и ох…, то есть удивились.
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Зацените ситуацию! Спим с женой... Вдруг слышим - на кухне посуда звенит... Мысль -"@ля!!! Котлеты не накрыли, а там - КОТ!!!" - ... Я подскакиваю, бегу на кухню...жена еще в след орет -"Убей эту суку!!!"... Картина- маслом... кот спит в коридоре... Но теща по кухне заметалась!!!
Спеціальність: економічна, правознавство, дежавне управління
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У травматолога: — И как это тебя угораздило аж в трех местах челюсть разхерачить? — Да я на экскаваторе работаю. В пятницу вечером смотрю — люк канализации не закрыт. Ну, думаю, за выходные точно какой-нибудь "фуцыль" провалится туда! Взял да прикрыл его ковшом. В понедельник выхожу на работу, завел экскаватор, ковш поднимаю — а тут хuяк... . . трое сантехников!
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Місце роботи: Кам'янець-Подільська міська лікарня №1, хірургічне відділення
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Місце роботи: Кам'янець-Подільська міська лікарня №1, хірургічне відділення
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Спеціальність: економічна, правознавство, дежавне управління
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Місце роботи: орган державної влади
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Жена мужу говорит: - Давай займемся любовью, как в фильмах! Муж согласился. Имел ее, как хотел, потом налицо ей кончил... Она вытирается: - Дааа, любимый! Разные мы с тобой фильмы смотрим!!
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