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Форум лікарів • Анекдоты пошлые и не очень - Сторінка 2
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Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 17 червня 2015, 22:28
Ілля Пігович
Прибиральниця в туалеті в Верховній Раді України:
-Країною вони керують... Х*єм навчіться своїм керувати!

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 17 червня 2015, 22:34
Ілля Пігович
Тату, а де наш котик?
- У пеклі, синку, у пеклі. Сцить, с*ка, в капці дияволу.

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 00:01
Полиграф Полиграфыч
В сберкассу врывается грабитель с колготками на голове. Всех посетителей уложил на пол лицом вниз а кассиршу заставил укладывать пачки купюр в мешок. Вдруг колготки на голове дали трещину, и кассирша увидела лицо грабителя. Тот тут же пристрелил кассиршу. Повернувшись в зал, повел дулом пистолета над лежащими лицом вниз посетителями сберкассы и спрашивает - кто еще видел мое лицо? Все молчат, а Изя из-за коллоны тихо говорит - теща моя, но она сейчас дома....

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 14:06
виктордовгий
Заходит в камеру к матёрым уркам пареньок-первоход. Сидельцы решили пацана испытать:
-У нас так заведено: либо в попу раз, либо вилкой в глаз. Что выбираешь?
Парень обводит их всех взглядом, кидается к двери, барабанит в неё кулаками и кричит:
-Охрана! Беспредел, "пи-до..рскую хата!!!Не
Урки возмущаются:
-Э, ты кого пида..рас..тами назвал?
Парень в ответ:
-Что-то я среди вас ни одного одноглазого не вижу.

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 14:08
виктордовгий

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 14:15
виктордовгий
Разговаривают 3 грузинских мальчика. 1-ый:
- Когда я родился, папа взял меня на руки и сказал: "Вай, вай, вай, красавец!" и зарезал на пир самого жирного барана.
2-ой:
- А когда я родился, папа взял меня на руки и сказал: "Вай, настоящий джигит вырастет!" и зарезал на пир самого большого быка.
3-ий:
- А когда я родился, папа взял меня на руки, сказал "Блять" и зарезал соседа.

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 14:23
виктордовгий
Научилась целоваться на помидорах, думаешь, что готова к жизни?! Попробуй бананы ....

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 14:51
виктордовгий
Характеристика національної медецин:
- Захворів, краще застрелись!

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 15:02
виктордовгий
- Па-а-па,а у солнышка ноги есть?
- Нет сынок.
- А почему ты ночью говоришь-солнышко,раздвинь ножки??!!

Re: Анекдоты пошлые и не очень

Додано: 18 червня 2015, 15:08
виктордовгий
- Сара, я тебя умоляю, на колени становлюсь — давай разведёмся!!!
- Моня, ша!!! Даже не думай за варианты! Вдовой взял — вдовой и оставишь!